Sunday, 5 April 2009

Hollywood Holocausts


This is what I call Jewish Power! Look at this meshigine ferukter.

Why do you need Palestinians? Our Holocaust is much nicer!

United Against other people's pain

Friday, 3 April 2009

Cartoon Time!

Oi it it such a terrible time for my people. I am sick of it. All the goys are still blaming us Jews for blockades, bombing and murdering children, yada yada yada..... and now in Brazil there is yet another Bishop denying our Shoa! Tell me when will our suffering end?

But don't worry my kinder'le. I am your Auntie and it is my job to cheer you up, especially on Fridays. So here is a cartoon about two meshegine terrorists who kidnap a Jew, but cannot help but fall in love in love with him because he is just a chubby little kosher pumpkin...

Friday, 27 March 2009

Anti-Semites on the Rise in Europe


Oi God please help us. It is a disaster. This meshegine klezmer Atzmond is appearing at Oxford University! Just next week he will be talking about anti-Semitism with one of our most committed media zuker pushke, David'le Aaronovitch. At first i thought it was a joke. I was sure Atzmond was there so everybody can practice throwing West Bank tomatoes at his head, but then I saw his picture all over their web site. And they don't even mention the other 2 speakers, just Atzmond! I can’t believe it.... I know what will happen. This sax-loving, self-hating meshigine will tell all those clever-clog, big brains that Jews better look in the mirror, as if he doesn't know this is what we hate the most! Oi oi oi…after everything we suffered, why must he do it?

It is amazing this Azmond, every time we are sure we finished him off, he just grows bigger and bigger. He is like a cultural Schwarzenegger, totally indestructible. We tried to get him branded a racist in the Goydian, but they devote half a whole page on him. Everywhere I look I see his ugly, self-hating, watermelon face smiling back at me. Even the Turkish Prime Minister want to kiss his t*****es…..

And now this?! Oxford, the most famous Yeshiva in the planet!? Someone told me Oxford is even more clever than Brighton polytechnic.
United Against Oxford

Meshigine -Lunatic
Klezmer - sounds like folk music with no beauty.
Zuker Pushke -sweetie pie
Yeshiva- University open for male Jews only
T******es - something too rude for an Auntie to say

Thursday, 26 March 2009

We Are The Chosen People





United Against Beauty

Monday, 23 March 2009

1 Shot 2 Kills





These T shirts are there to show these meshigine Arabs that as much as they are ferukter we are million years ahead of game. When it comes to cruelty, even the machshmoinik Zunder commando can sit and learn from us. We kill everything, pregnant women, kinderlach. You name it, we kill it. Sometime we use our yiddishe sniper’lachs but in general we much prefer WMD like this White Phosphorous that you saw on TV. It is far less personal and it looks like fireworks in Golders Park on the Israeli Independence Day. This white phosphorous is so great, and believe auntie, the wound it inflicts will never heal. Just to make sure that these Hamasniks learn their lesson once and for all.


United Against Pregnancy

Meshigine-lunatic
Ferukter-lunatic
Machshmoinik- erase his name
Yiddishe sniper’lachs-Israeli killing squad
kinderlach-children

Friday, 20 March 2009

Hurray, Fritzl Is Not A Jew!


Oi vey something good happened to us Jews for a change.

I just checked out on Wiki’le-pedia and take from Auntie, this scumbag meshigine cellar family rapist DIY maniac Josef Fritzl IS NOT A JEW. When he came out from behind his blue ring binder 2 days ago, I was so frightened he would be wearing a kippah, but NO! He is not a Jew, in spite of the fact that Fritzl sounds a bit like Schnitzel.

We must celebrate it immediately because out there, these meshigine anti Semite Goyim are used to thinking that every scumbag, swindler, liar and rapist always must be a Jew.

Truth must be said, we have been quite successful in these fields. In recent years alone we hit the headlines with Maddof, and Greenspan, and Peres, and Barak and Lord Goldsmith, and Lord Levy, and Israeli sex offender Ex president Kazav, and Shred Goodwin, and Wolfowitz and many more…

So we must shout out very loudly that finally, one of them is not a Jew! Not even a little but slightly kosher. Oi this Fritzl is there to save us all. He proves that even the Goyim can do wrong from time to time.

We need to spread the message.

Fritzl is not a Jew!

United For Fritzl

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Jewish Inventions

We are so clever. we can invent anything, not just stories about antisemitism and feruketer antisemites. We can solve every problem and even invent a big war when it is really needed .
Look at us, watch our power and learn something if you really want to get anywhere.








United Against Boredom

Feruketer- a lunatic
Antisemites-those whom the Jews hate.